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WHAT IS A CAT?
* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They're totally unpredictable.
* They whine when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They're moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
... Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
WHAT IS A DOG?
* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.
* They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but
don't hear you when you're in the same room.
* They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
* They growl when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to play.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They are great at begging.
* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
* They leave their toys everywhere.
* They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give
you a kiss.
... Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in little fur coats.
5 comments:
lol, hilarious, where'd you find that?
If I may be so bold, I think it may have come from GCFL, the Good Clean Funnies List. I copied it off from the website, and sent an email to some teenagers. IS that where you got it from, Tyler?
Jesse L.
OH...btw, if you want to go there, Joe, the website is: www.gcfl.net .
Jesse L. again. ;^)
Nah, it didn't originally come from there; I doubt most if any originate from there; I think they most likely just find them and have them sent to them by their readers. :-)
True, how true. I was just curious...
Jesse L.
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