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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Herein you see photographic representations of not only my family, but also of my sister's "Wholesome Wear" swimsuits. Quite irregular, no?

I'm afraid I'm going to do something rather nasty. You're not going to like this, and.. if you're one of those jealousy prone personage's, I'd suggest you flee immediately. Yes, harmless is a good way to express your relativism. Harmless according to whom? Well, you be the judge. Matthew Barber, you may feel free to hush yo' mouf'.



You may now be experiencing thoughts or fantasies depicting both child abduction and kidnapping. This is normal, but not good. Resist the notion and you'll feel better after a while, I suppose. Well, it's worth a try anyway. Isn't he cute? :-)

3 comments:

beatrice said...

You know, it's funny, but you DO kinda look like a turtle in that picture.....

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polemic turtle said...

Oh, thank you! I knew I got that word somewhere... ;-) There is a story behind this, no doubt, and one of interest, I'd suppose.

Once upon a story, there was a little boy. Heis smiel vas not too broad. Heis mothre decided to feix it one day and that vas vair the story ends. The operation, tragically, was fatal. :-( hAwwwww.. Not what you expected? :-) heehee...

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turtle believes his Bible, loves His God, and is being divinely conformed unto the image of God's Son, though if one were to think in terms of Romans 9, turtle would confess that he is a very stubborn and brittle piece of clay. thankfully, the Potter works omnipotently for turtle's good and shows him mercy and grace every day.

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